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WHAT is Operation Girl Scout Dropout?

A fun way to connect with like-minded women who know that laughter can get us through ANYTHING in life.

HOW I became the troop leader.

Life never goes quite the way we plan…now does it?

"How I became the Operation Girl Scout Dropout troop leader."
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WHY you want to join!

You get to be part of a group of funny, cool, creative, intelligent women...plus, you get all of this fabulous stuff!

"Introductory Special!"...
Lifetime Membership...only $15!

 

A Girl Scout Dropout knows a good deal when she sees one!




“After you sign up you’ll receive information on our Soirées and Workshops!”

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Laws

A Girl Scout’s honor is to be trusted. I

When you promise to go out for a martini with your best friend whose husband has just announced that he is running off with the Swedish nanny…you must keep your word!

A Girl Scout Dropout is loyal. II

When you find a good friend/hairdresser/ housekeeper/ babysitter/ bartender/ dental hygienist, (or a man who knows what he’s doing in bed!)…do not ever stray.

A Girl Scout’s duty is to be useful and to help others. III

If your early-bird next door neighbor likes to mow the lawn at 6 AM on Saturdays, give him a call right before you go to bed at midnight. Just because you care.

A Girl Scout Dropout is a sister to every other Girl Scout Dropout. IV

And sisters don’t let sisters do stupid things. For instance, a sister would not let you date a man who is known to have a mental disorder. No matter how good he smells.

A Girl Scout Dropout is courteous. V

She smiles at the elementary school Principal even when she is on the verge of filing a law suit against the school due to his nincompoopery.

A Girl Scout Dropout loves and respects animals. VI

She knows that respect means not dressing her Chihuahua up as SpongeBob for Halloween. Please. Think of how you would feel.

A Girl Scout Dropout does not mindlessly obey orders and follow the crowd. VII

Just because someone else cuts a path through the woods doesn’t mean you have to follow it. Find your own way and follow your own heart. You will probably encounter some poison ivy, but that’s better than not being true to yourself.

A Girl Scout Dropout does not act cheerful when she is having a life crisis. VIII

It’s okay to be sad once in a while. In fact, crawling under the covers and crying or hiding from your children in the attic and swearing at the powers that be is what will keep you off of anti-depressants.

A Girl Scout Dropout does not agree to do things she doesn’t really want to do. IX

Life is short. Don’t waste it baking cookies for bake sales and cleaning every inch of your house every week if it makes you miserable. Instead, do what lights you up inside! Then use the money you make and write a check to the PTA and hire someone to clean your house. Maybe someone who loves to clean!

A Girl Scout Dropout is clean in thought, word and deed. X

Ok. Only in front of the kids. Try your best.

Our Motto: "If I’m still laughing... you should be, too."

Our Pledge: "On my honor, I will try:

  • To avoid volunteering for more things than absolutely necessary.
  • To only date (or marry) men who were born prior to my college graduation.
  • To do things that embarrass my children as often as possible.

Our Emblem: Bra Badge (A symbol of support. And glamour!)