Please, gentlemen.  This is not the Tour de France.  We are in Maine!

Ahhh…I remember when my friend’s Aunt Edna used to have these out on her holiday table….next to the tiny reindeer that were hand-carved in Germany… and the sterling silver bowl filled with her festive Christmas balls.  Poor Aunt Edna is no longer here, but luckily for us, her naughty salt and pepper shakers live on.  And remember, please don’t save these for the holiday table…life is too short not to enjoy them all year long! *

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Turn that frown upside-down with a frothy cappuccino….served in your own very special white, feathered mug!  This elegant mug comes from the  estate of Madame Monique Le Bateau…a ballerina who, in her final years, could no longer perform en pointe due to an abundance of bunion surgery.  Her  Russian lover, Vladimir, told me that the loss of his soul mate has made it too painful to drink his vodka from this cup, but he begged me to find someone who would cherish it.  Could that someone be you? *

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Surprise and delight your date, gentlemen. Do not surprise and disappoint!

Keep it clean, Gentlemen!

Toss the lacy little thongs and keep a pair of these in your panty drawer, Ladies!

“Male Plumage: He -Men Return to Elegance”

Please…no lizard-tongue kissing! Unless you are, indeed, a reptile.

For God’s sake, do NOT microwave her a Lean Cuisine entree’!

Do not settle for crumbs, ladies!!

What we can learn from vintage sheet music.